Monday, December 7, 2009

Things NOT to do at your company Christmas party:

1.) Take one too many shots RIGHT before you're going to perform a dance routine in front of your entire group of coworkers and bosses.
2.) Steal the microphone from the DJ when Apple Bottom Jeans comes on and proceed to rap the entire song.
3.) Perculate. And even better, have a perculator dance off. Especially when you only have one move to compete with.
4.) Use the "Brent-head" to pose with in pictures. It is NEVER a good idea to give kisses to a paper cut out of your bosses head... and an even worse idea when you catch his wife watching you do it.
5.) Tell the entire party someone has stolen your camera- to then find out it has been in your pocket all along.

OH and PS- We totally won the talent show! Woop Woop!

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