Quite the understatement here. I am without make up, hair in a ball on top of my head.. no earrings to speak of.. but my redeeming feature? Oh yeah. My apple bottom jeans. BUahhaha.
Please sense the sarcasm here. I do not in fact pride myself on my apple bottom jeans. nor do I wear boots with fur. They were on sale. and they make my ass look phenomenal. Deal okay.